I have advertising, marketing your business or massage for your ? in Joplin, Missouri For Sale

Hi, my name is Lonnie. Some of the things I need are: Health club membership, gym, ipad, ipod, dentist, airline tickets, website development, mechanic, restaurant gift card or certificate; or anything of value.
I have gift certificates that never expire. The gift certificates can be used to get anything listed below:
* $100 gift certificates that can be used to get 90 minute massages. (Nationwide listing of Massage Therapists)
* Fees paid on a barter club membership, for your business. Fees 10% of the barter dollars that you earn. There is no startup fee.(Worldwide buying & Selling)
* For other things that the gift certificates can be used for go click HERE
Please call Lonnie at 619-892-xxxx. Thanks!